Thank You.

I made an announcement to the Universe yesterday concerning my current situation with my former arch nemesis. On the advice of my really good friends W & B, Double D and my Mom, I finally figured out what to do. It has been 11 years since we had stopped speaking and what she did was [...]

Hooking up with NPR

As I do every weekday morning on my commute, I listen to NPR. This morning I was lucky enough to catch the story I heard about hooking up. According to the teenager I stay with sometimes while her mom is out of town, hooking up means making out but according to NPR, hooking up means [...]

Dear Usual Starbucks Crew, Are you on your period?

I’m sadly disappointed in my Starbucks crew. They have let me down this morning. Usually “KC and the Crew” are upbeat, cheerful and never get my order wrong. Now, they half-ass the effort put into my coffee and phone in their order-taking. What I mean by that is KC (the leader), usually greets with “Good [...]

Remember when smiling was all the rage?

I was walking out of Publix this morning with a scowl on my face. I wasn’t particularly mad about anything – I was just trying to look angry so that the car that was about to run the stop sign wouldn’t because I looked ready for a fight.  There was a guy on the other [...]

It’s Over

A few years ago, I met a friend of my cousin’s some guy that was quite the handsome fellow. Bonus: He works at Cartoon Network, so we could “Nerd Talk” about FCP and Ae and Ps and Ai and TV all that other stuff.  If you know me, I’m terrible with names, so I immediately [...]

Lost and Found

You know when you meet someone and they’re the most amazing person in the world (to you)? Like, you can’t stop thinking about them all the time and you always wonder what could have been? And then you lose touch but that person is always there, in the back of your mind? We all have [...]

Awkward Conversation Monday – Serious Edition

I went over to my Mom’s house to have her check out my allergy eyes.  I wanted to make sure it wasn’t anything serious before I made a doctor’s appointment. While I was over there, I was talking to my Mom and my brother and my Mom brings up the topic of her death for [...]

Is it possible to be a Bridezilla AFTER the wedding? Yes. Yes it is possible.

My friends got married November 1, 2008.  Awww, I know! They started dating at around the same time me and my BF started dating!  I urged the Bridezilla to ask the husband on a date – or to at least let him know she was interested – and she did and look at them now! [...]

The band you send crazy fan mail to in the hopes they will play Lenny’s again one day soon…

I would like to thank Lazy Indians member Sean for bringing this to my attention.  The full article can be found here at Creative Loafing: Favorite Atlanta-based music act Anytime the Lazy Indians played at Lenny’s Bar they were the worst band in the history of the city. They were politically incorrect, horribly distasteful, rude, [...]

I lost my voice last night.

I’m really, REALLY freakin tired of hearing about Swine Flu. Seriously. With that said, I hate that because I can’t talk right now, people assume that I’ve got some form of Swine Flu. Here in Georgia, we get a TERRIBLE case of pollen every year.  And each year, it affects everyone a little differently that [...]