*Curtain* Girl: “Hey, boyfriend! Let me try on your fedora! Aren’t I cute?” Boy: “Wow girlfriend! You look rad! Here, try my nerd glasses too!” Girl: “OMG! We’re, like, the cutest couple EVAR!” Boy: “I know! We’re FUN! Now let’s go to Barnes&Noble and loiter!” Girl: “The kids still do that, right? If not, we’re [...]



